HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

CADE IS GAY

Beware. This man is a raging homosexual who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. There are reported instances of this foul creature scaling a brick wall at a terrifiying 18 miles per hour to get to what he thought was a young male.

Keep on your toes, or this strange man may find them, and suck them.

The following images may disturb those who view them. Continue at your own personal risk.

Traits of the being

The following are the traits that define this abomination. Viewers would be wise to study them in order to escape him more effectivly.

Has aversion to non-furry digital porn
Has an unusual amount of energy when consuming alcholic beverages
Reports show he may give off 5G waves
Eats gears and sprockets
No known habitat
Cannot program

With these thoughts in mind, a careful viewer of this website may formulate a strategy to avoid the beast.

Sitings Gallery

Take note of the type of camouflage the creature uses to disguise as a normal human being

Take note

Take a close look at the shielding array that this foul beast has laid upon his head. During his times of respite, he must trap the 5G waves back into his crainum or he may leak precious info.

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